31 July 2013

Arrested Evangelical Pastor Convinced Followers His Penis Contained HOLY MILK

Just when we thought we had seen and heard it all. Brazilian evangelical pastor, Valdeci Sobrino Picanto, has been arrested after deceiving the faithful using the name of the "Holy Spirit", by using blasphemous lies.

This criminal pastor claimed that the Holy Spirit would secrete from his penis in the form of "sacred milk".

This pastor said that his penis was blessed and that "the Lord had consecrated him with divine milk of the Holy Spirit" and, of course, he had to release it in order to "evangelize".

This is the testimony of one of his victims:
"He has convinced us that only God could come into our lives through our mouth and that's why he would do what he did". Often, after worship, pastor Valdeci would take us to the where the funds were kept at the back of the Church and asked us to have Oral sex with him until the Holy Spirit would come through ejaculation".
This pastor is already in jail, where he said when they arrested him, that he intends to continue watering his cellmates with his sacred milk.




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